Another one line review. - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Reviews

WOW, Han Solo wasn't frozen all the time from Empire to Jedi, he came to India, ate a snake cooked with its babies inside, ate monkey's brains, ate some big-ass cockroaches, then stepped on bugs of all sorts, then got on a mining roller coaster ride, then fought a guy who LITTERALLY RIPS PEOPLE'S HEARTS OUT, WITH ONLY HIS TRUSTY BULLWHIP AND HIS WITS to aid him, plus he gets giggly with a blonde bombshell while a small Chinese boy watches, like I started this One Line review: WOW!!!